"Ok seriously, will someone please tell me why my root beer float ring pop is made with real fruit juice?"

Well last night was.. interesting. Even if I do still firmly believe I was slipped acid. Joyce and Clair both had cameras last night, so there uh should be many interesting pictures, I'll try to post some but I had been going through Hello and it's down on my computer, I guess I'll just photobucket them, that'll work. Well Keith and Oscar did come over.. but they showed up in jedi robes. Which confirmed that I must be on acid. I have a picture of my laying on the air hockey table at wal mart, haha the one in the game room. Like I said interesting pictures. So last night wasn't too bad, except Keith ripped my earing out, and it hurt. I met Heather's third Derek lol. We(that is to say my sisters jessica and heather and joyce and derek) played spades, I rock so much ass at spades, whoever is on my team always wins. Well I haven't got much to say. Leave comments.

*current song* Sugarcult-Pretty Girl

"Creamy natural"

Well yesterday and today have been ok, I wish I could enjoy being around my friends more, but I think about things, and something in my stomach shifts uncomfortably. Its like when furniture breaks but still works, a part shift out, it sometimes crashes down completely, sometimes others can fix it to where it's still stable but on the verge of breaking down, and only one person can fix it, but you have to make them come do it. ::sigh::well erin and joyce spent the night last, erins boyfriend sean came over for a while too, we played cards, it was fun. Keith and oscar are about to come over and watch a movie. I have to go. Leave comments.

"I'll call you out when I get myspace"

This is the only outlet I have. I've talked about it to death to people I'm friends with and each time I bring it up it just feels like a knife twisting deeper. This may sound dramatic but I don't care at the moment. That's how sad I am. That I don't care who reads this. I just want to be happy. For fucks sake is that too much to ask? But well I had to mess it up, I know it's not REALLY my fault, but I could have done something to help it. Am I ever going to say what I'm talking about? Probably not. Like I said I don't want to feel the knife turn deeper. Life is crazy isn't it, you end up so attached to people that you dont even want to be attatched to, they aren't the ones you'd pick, but you feel like you'd die without at LEAST knowing they're going to come back around. and you know, when/if you DO lose them, a part of yourself does die. And for some odd twisted sick sad reason. You just can't get it back. Life steals the choice sometimes, the choice of who is PART of you. Well guys I don't know what to do with this, I wish someone could tell me the magic solution.

Tear of the Pharaoh

Erin, call me please, if you're reading this I have things to tell you and I really need to talk to you, things are really depressing. I need help, I'm drowning. Someone save me.

"You might be a redneck if you have someone elses house in your sunroom"

Sorry about not being able to read the surveys, but when I changed a bunch of shit for some reason the text on them changed, ahh it'll be ok they were boring anyways. This is going to be more of a post pleading with you to tell me if everythings working right. So please leave me a message telling me if my fonts are working and what not, I know they don't with AIM but when I check from other names I can see they're not working with AIM and right now everything seems to be working from all names (try to figure that out to the best of your abilities) All good in the hood

Ok instead...

Of a bunch of surveys, here's just one really long one and I'm done, enjoy :)

Bored? ((Over 100 questions))
Created by xSwtLilAngel666x and taken 84612 times on bzoink!
[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::	Rachel
Birthplace ::	Dayton Ohio
Age ::	16
Age you act ::	Sometimes 90 sometimes 3, all ages are fun to act you don't have to be what's assigned to you
Current location ::	*Cringe* decatur alabama
Eye color ::	Brown
Hair color ::	I dyed it black but I'm letting it come back to brown
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::	right, so boring yes.
Zodiac sign? ::	Saggitarius (sp)
Height? ::	Hey fuck off
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::	Indian Armenian and german
Your hair ::	One of the ONLY kind of pretty things I have
Your fears ::	Drugs, Hospitals, medicine, others I love dying
Your perfect room ::	Oh this one's easy because I'm moving soon and I'm changing everything to an arabian theme! It'll be very pretty
What you practically do in a day ::	Wake up, get online, get yelled at, watch kids, read Harry Potter (obsessed fan) and some days friends come over
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::	Balls (ex: hungry as balls, tired as balls)
Phrases you overuse ::	I'm so high! (lmao part from Harold and Kumar go to white castle and I do it all the time)
Your first thought when you wake up ::	why am I alone and these last few days I wonder breifly why there's metal in my lip and why it's the size of a grapefruit
Your greatest accomplishment ::	I have no accomplishments to be proud of
Something you want to do ::	Go to art school
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::	Cherry pepsi
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::	Burger king
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::	Kill them both
Chocolate or vanilla ::	Chocolate <(^-^<)
Adidas or Nike ::	Converse or boots actually
Black or white ::	Black
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::	Are you crazy? Um I'll take bills please
Burgers or hot dogs ::	Burgers, they aren't that great but hot dogs have hard things in them sometimes
Egypt or France ::	EGYPT omg if only you knew
Rock or rap ::	ROCK BITCH.
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::	Oh yes
Cuss ::	Well slap my ass and call me sue while fuckin my anus
Sing well ::	Hahahaha nooo
Sing in the shower ::	Yes =)
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::	Erm... yeah
Believe in yourself ::	No :'(
Like taking these longass surveys? ::	Why yes
Play an instrument ::	Kind of
Want to go to college? ::	YES.
Want to get married? ::	No.
Want to have children? ::	No. I want to adopt.
Think you're a health freak? ::	hahahahaha
Get along with your parents ::	sometimes
Get along with your siblings? ::	^see above
Think you're popular ::	I could be if I wanted to be.
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::	Yes
Drank alchohal ::	Nope
Smoke ::	I'm a smoker, yes I've smoked
Get high ::	Nope see below
Done any drugs ::	Drugs are for retards who think they're cool. Not always but most of the time immature assholes.
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::	no
Been on stage ::	no
Gone skinny dipping ::	no
Been dumped ::	Not really no
Dyed your hair ::	nope I'm letting it come back to natural
Stolen anything ::	Maybe, can't remember
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::	Erin
Loudest ::	Erin again
Most shy ::	Clair
Blondest ::	Blondest in mind-Clair, Blondest in hair- Erin
Smartest ::	Joyce or Erin or maybe clair I don't know
Kindest ::	Clair
Best personality ::	Erin
Most talented ::	Me, after all I'm my best friend =) lol j/k I dont know
Best singer ::	None of my friends can sing (no offense guys)
Most ghetto ::	hahaha Ne ne, I haven't seen her in a while but that's who I have to put
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::	Brian, Joyce, Jessica
Pain in the ass ::	All of them but it doesn't mean I don't love them
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::	-See drama queen-
Funniest ::	Erin
Best person for advice ::	Clair or Erin
Dependable ::	None of them (again no offense)
Trustworthy ::	Clair
Druggie ::	Erin
Most likely to end up in jail ::	Erin and myself will probably go to jail together haha
Person you've known the longest ::	Erin
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::	Something having to do with the cartoons on TV
Last nightmare ::	When I still had the safty pin in my lip I woke up like three times because I was having dreams about like a shit load of needles in my lip I'd run to the bathroom to check
Car ride ::	To Krogers at fucking 6AM luckily the Krogers woman wasn't there so haha I didn't have to deal with her, Clairs met her
Last time you cried ::	Yesterday
Last movie seen ::	This movie about lesbians my mom watched I set down and watched it to, incredibly sad but good (lifetime movie you understand)
Last movie rented ::	haven't rented movies in forever, me and heather keep meaning to go rent super troopers though
Last book read ::	Harry Potter and the sorcers/philosophers stone (reread again come on july 16th I want half blood prince)
Last word said ::	One of my nephews names, I was trying to get them out of the computer room
Last curse word said ::	fuck
Last time you laugh ::	this morning with my sister heather
Last phone call ::	Mmm last night I talked to Erin before I fell asleep
Last CD played ::	Stone temple pilots I think, when I was copying songs from clair onto my computer
Last song you listened to ::	Dead and Bloated-stone temple pilots
Last annoyance ::	My mom freaking out and being really mean to me about piercing my lip
Last IM ::	With natalie yesterday
Last weird encounter ::	Probably with the Krogers woman hahahah
Last person you hugged ::	My nephew bubby
Last person you yelled at ::	My nephew bubby
Last time you wore a skirt ::	day before yesterday (it wasn't girlie though, I'm like the oppisite of girlie haha)
Last time you've been evil ::	Probably my night of distruction the other night
Sarcastic? ::	Every moment of my life, I thrive on sarcasm
Last time you fought with your parents ::	yesterday
Last time you wished upon a star ::	about a week ago I think
Played Truth or Dare ::	not for a while now
Spent quality time alone ::	I'm always alone.
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::	No it's too early so no one's on yet, I usually am though.
Do you feel lonely ::	I'm always lonely.
Ever TP'd someone's house ::	Haha yes.
How about egging someone's house ::	The other night
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::	Wtf did you just say
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::	Oh yes, minus 50 cent
Yo Momma ::	And yours as well.
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::	I'm fat, I have eaten the person next to me. it was YO momma.
What do you think of George Bush? ::	He should die. Maybe then he wouldn't be so quick to kill. I have bad feelings toward him, VERY bad feelings.
Any secret fetishes? ::	Yes.
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::	Yes.
How many languages do you speak? ::	Ha one, I failed Spanish
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::	Not at all I'm sad there's only one question left
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::	Nope, I like answering questions =*(
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You may blame Erin

This site was on her blog and I'm really bored so there will probably be like 9 surveys on here when I'm done.

Have You Ever?
Created by voidedINK and taken 10492 times on bzoink!
Have you ever hit someone forcefully?	*evil laugh* yes
Have you ever thrown anything at a moving car?	Omg ha many things! (mostly eggs, tampons once)
Have you ever been in a fist fight?	Yes
Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?	All the time
Have you ever hit an animal on the road?	Can't drive
Have you ever seen a Beatles film?	Nope
Have you ever cussed?	Wtf? Hell fucking no, cuss me? Are you fucking crazy you little bitch
Have you ever been on a subway?	Nope *sigh*
Have you ever taught a little kid to cuss?	Hahahaha kind of
Have you ever cheated on a test/exam?	Oh yes
Have you ever skipped school?	^see answer above^
Have you ever egged someones house?	YES it's the best
Have you ever gotten a computer virus?	All the time damn you
Have you ever cried for no reason at all?	I cry quite a bit
Have you ever missed someone?	Yes.
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"She said that ass didn't even wear a suit to his wedding"

Haha we went to court today, that quote was refering to my sister talking about the people in front of us, aparently when we were in the hall waiting she heard his ex wife be like "that ass he's wearing a suit god he didn't even wear a suit to our wedding" so Jessica kept talking shit about him it was so embarrassing/the funniest thing ever. We put that **** in jail Erin hahaha she's the only one who will get this. But we won the case, or Heather did, but I felt like I did too cause I had to testify. I got the real lip ring in Wooo. So happy. Piercing your lip doesnt hurt but forcing this barbell through this morning was the worst part of it all, even like the three times I had to pierce it over again. Nothing else new I suppose LEAVE COMMENTS OK? I HAVE NO LIFE. Good day to you.

"death is a stick figure?"

Bum bum bum, I rule. Not really but I have low self esteem so I'm cheering myself up, or trying I should say it's not really working. Well I pierced the side of my lip wooo, I'm happy about this, but I pierced it with a safty pin I took right out of my ear and didn't do anything too so if it doesn't get infected until I can put the lip ring in, we're in good in the hood. but it probably will, I have bad lucky luck. I can almost feel the infection growing. Poop. Poop poop poop. Lots of it. like a whole tub full. ::sings:: nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms. Poop! ::worries about lip some more:: Clairs here, yays. Going now bye

"We turned left, damn I knew we were on the highway to hell"

Well wow ok, I have to say something before I post anything else, erin doll I got a message from Keith on my away message tonight telling me Joyce saw you at the gas station covered in seans blood, I'm so confused and really worried about you, if you read this somehow please try to call me, leave me a comment get online, something I really want to know what's going on.

I don't really know what else to say, jessica's here spending the night, but I didnt really even get to talk to her she we to sleep not long after she got here so I'm bored as balls. *sigh* I need a better life FOR SURE. I can't even get my GED until next year, I'm about to get a shitty job that I never thought I'd work because I really need money. Ok well I guess this is gonna be short and end here because I really don't have anything to say, goodbye.

Current Song- Tim Mcgraw and Nelly- over and over again (I'm depressed so I'm listening to sad love songs)

"That’s right, I said we’re here for your gnome hoe"

Well tonight, or well its five, we got in late so uh last night maybe, was insane, I can't really bring myself to repeat it, in part because I might go to jail and in part because what happens in the painted black celebrety stays in the painted black celebrety. But there are SOME things from my night I can post on here. Clair came for the weekend and that was great because she really is someone that is important to me, I missed us being friends and I'm glad she came to hang out. We went to Joyce's play last/to night. That old whore Mrs. Cates could have charged us student rates, five fucking bucks, and dude clair is a student, she may not be a student at decatur high, but she is indeed a student. Anyways though last/to night was a hysterical blast. It was indeed awesome. No one on earth will understand my title unless they just know, so if you're cool enough *wink wink nudge nudge* ask me and I'll tell you or ::cough::come::cough::on::cough::my::COUGH::porch::
*WINK*

Current song- Nirvana- Lithium

"Let Ran run free"

They let my big brother out of the big house! Haha Ran's out of jail and we didn't even have to have a protest. But my title is what my picket sign was going to say. I'm kind of sad I didn't get to have a protest. I had to go to the hospital. If anyone knows me they know how awful that is for me, I have a big fear of medicine and the hospital. Of course though no one who's supposed to be my friends was there to talk to because they pretty much don't give a fuck anymore. Eh, really that's ok though. I'm way past the point of caring. I'm pretty much indifferent. Anyways, I hyperventalated (sp) at the mention of pain medication, wow it's nice to be a fucking insane person. So I really don't have much to report so.. uh... yeah whatever fuck it. It really doesn't matter.



*current song* Three days grace- Wake up

Time to let out my true feelings about things...

*Whew* I thought I'd tell you all finally how I feel about you because I'm in such a pissed off mood and I feel it's important....

Joyce: Man I hate you, every night when I'm laying in bed I try to direct as many bad thoughts at you as possible, too bad they haven't worked yet, go fuck yourself

Erin: Wow I think you are the biggest bitch, go let a monkey that has an STD fuck you

Jessica: -see Joyce above-

Brian: -see Jessica above-

Natalie- I really fucking hate you too

Clair- Ugh I hate you too, I basically just hate you all

Everyone else, I lie a whole lot, I probably hate you quite a bit, and I'll be sure to let you know as I think of it, it's probably similar to those above me....














April Fools bitches, you know I love you, and if you're reading this after April 1st I'm sorry, I did it on April 1st, Happy Birthday Fred and George of Harry Potter haha and Brian of course :) I just made my mom think I had a really bad nose bleed, ketchup everywhere, I felt kind of bad, she started praying, I told william heather broke her leg, and I woke jessica up at like 8am to tell her Venice was running around outside, which isn't as funny because he's doing that now so... anyway I really love you all.. pass along the prank... peace bitches.


*current song* Eminem- Rain man