Bacon from Sav-a-Lot

My title is code for random because that is what this post will be, I don't really have anything to post, I'm bored as shit. I have no one to love :( nooo looovveee it sucks. So Erin yes I still love you darling, I'm just sad that I won't get to see you all that much now. Ahhhh I hate relationships, I'm going to be gay, anyone wanna be gay with me?? C'mon I may not be much to look at but I'm cuddley, honest. Eh maybe I could never be gay, but I'd like to be, I'm sick of guys, you hear me guys I'm sick of your bullshit! Sick of it sick of it sick of it. Did I mention I'm sick of it? Well I am, and well yeah. I NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!! I NEED A JOB!! Find me a job people. Please? It'd be fun, if you find me a job I'll give you some of my money... not much but I'll get you like a pack of smokes or something c'mon! It'd be a pack more than you have now *nudge nudge* I'll give you head!!!!!! Well if you're super sexy, any old guys out there who will pay me to give them head? This is an odd post so I'm going to go because I really don't have anything to say. Wow I sound psyco in this post, eh it'll be ok, leave it people...


*current song* Linkin Park- Nobody's listening