Monday, January 03, 2005

Bloody car keys AND thrown red paint cans in the same day? WTF

I had to make another post when Joyce told me what I slept through, Ill give you the short version...

Venice is Satan, and my sister Heather is his minion

Maybe I should give you a tad more to go on...

My sisters boyfriend is the only thing that makes her be the biggest bitch in the entire world (well kind of counting out how she was when we were younger) he makes her whole personality change, hes a dirty smelly prick with a chipped tooth who doesnt shower, she always takes him back no matter what, she'd try to kill all of us (even our mom) over that stupid ugly worthless piece of dog shit. Well she had been away from him for a while now after he stole and pawned (not once but TWICE) my guitar, one of the only nice things I ever got from my father. And I was just making progress with it, well the first time he made up a story about someone puting a gun to his head and telling him to give him something expensive.. anyways my mom asked him to get out of our house (he had asked to stay for a few days which turned into 4 months, god i hate my life) and he took it again... heather "severed ties" with him for a while... she said she was done with him which no one believed for a long time, but she had got a new boyfriend who bathed had a job and was quite cute... my and brandon got along great that was my buddy, well we were all hopeful and it seemed going ok i mean heather really tried to put on a show of hating venice, she even took in calling him dirty and ugly, recently she was doing things though that always signaled her being with him... broke up with brandon... starting stealing the car while everyone was asleep (except me *evil laugh*) being that insufrable bitch that she only is when that satanic asshole is around, so everyone was curious about it, Joyce and Jessica went back to heathers apt in the back of the house and heather and venice hid in the bathroom (all this is information via joyce i was asleep) so aparently joyce was like "whens heather gonna dye my hair I wanna ask her where is she?" and eventually heather came out, freaked on joyce (haha i feel bad but now she FINALLY knows why I hate my sister) and Jessica too, and I guess all hell broke loose, a paint can was thrown at Jessicas head as well as a glass table, (the evidence of which is still outside) all over dirty ugly poor nasty probably has ten STDs venice, ugh, well I suppose my mom ran after venice trying to hit him and he ran away with his hands over his head, and mom shouted "coward!" ha, well I guess heather is gone with him somewhere, who knows where, she has to come back to her apartment though thats where she LIVES, stupid dumb whore i hope she catches some kind of crippling STD, ugh, so now the whole moving thing is in the air again, not like im not used to it, if we moved anymore dude, my life would be even more of a sad blur. anywho thats todays events check back tomorrow where my blog will probably say "Guess what! I tried to stab Heather and she threw an ashtray at my head!" my life man, what next, I dont understand my siblings this is an all too familiar feeling, at least I know its def been worse....

....for sure....

well love you people who dont suck *gives finger to people who do*

*current song* Schoolyard Heroes- Attack Of The Puppet People

2 Comments:

Blogger jo-jo713 said...

lol, nice short way of putting it. mine is ub3r long.

10:24 AM  
Blogger XxTearOfThePharaohxX said...

Yeah but your long version doesnt even show how much venice is satan... *sigh*... weee... *shoots self*

7:39 AM  

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